it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
thus making me awesome and them whores
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
why is half of my head shaved?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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