I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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