take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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