the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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