What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i dont even know how to be here
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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