I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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