Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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