I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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