her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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