You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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