I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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