their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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