There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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