Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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