Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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