am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
bring money and cleavage
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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