if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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