Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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