rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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