You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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