Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
