May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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