You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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