Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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