The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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