Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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