4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Someone signed my nipple.
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