We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Randomize
