Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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