I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Randomize
