so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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