i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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