Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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