Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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