My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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