You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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