i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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