Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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