when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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