Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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