What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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