He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
porn star boner night. come get it.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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