you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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