Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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