guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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