I think i sorta joined a cult last night
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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