i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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