ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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