Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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