No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I party with great urgency now.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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